You made it! Here it is... the blog where you get to sit back and laugh at - or be completely horrified by - life with 5 kids, 2 parents, some frogs, a cat & a rabbit (and those are just the creatures we know about).


'Tis the Day After Christmas

'Tis the day after Christmas, the house is a mess.
I can't find the energy to get myself dressed.

My plan is to lay around acting so lazy,
While hunting for food to dip in leftover gravy.

{choices:fruity pebbles, uncooked pasta, or frozen breadsticks}

The house is littered with millions of parts.
There's no telling where or when organization will start.

The dishes are piled high in the sink.
Maybe I'll get to them before they stink?

Meanwhile, the kids are all happily amused.
Not a single new toy has gone unused.

So today I will sit and continue relaxing,
Because tomorrow's clean up is sure to be taxing.

Another Christmas has passed, we're still full of cheer.
Let's carry it into the next New Year!

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!


I was even too lazy to upload a picture of the ripped wrapping paper and opened presents. I intended to find an appropriate picture online. Unfortunately, image searches for "ripped wrapping paper" and "unwrapped presents" brought up quite a few inappropriate images. Clearly, I'm behind on some slang.