Keep the remote.
Do not let your children have the TV remote. If possible, don't ever teach them how to operate it. (Although, in this day & age, I'm pretty sure kids learn the ability to operate all electronics in utero.) Otherwise, these little creatures will invade your bedroom and turn on "kid TV." Then, they will leave the room. It will take you and your husband 15 minutes before you realize the children have left the room and you two are staring at some nonsense like this:
|No, you're not tripping. Those animals are wearing hats. They're also talking, but I wanted to save you from the trauma of witnessing that. You're welcome.|
Just don't say I didn't warn you.
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