True story. You will lose sleep. Even with good sleepers, it's inevitable. A day will come when you are so tired you don't even know your own name. Start your coffee habit now. |
At some point, there will be a stomach bug. They don't write about that in the baby books. Good luck - it sucks. |
Related to above. |
Kids are like little Hoovers (the vacuum, not the director of the FBI). Shop like Armageddon is coming. Or a snowstorm if you're in New England. Same difference. |
Kids will be kids. They argue and disagree. If, however, they're being super sweet to each other (usually accompanied by unnatural quiet), they are conspiring against you. Watch out. |
These are just a few of the warnings I came up with. If you can think of some that I missed, tell me in the comments below!
Thanks to the Warning Label Generator for my fun this morning!
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2 comments:
The lego warning is the best. I have develop a cat-like reflex where as soon as my foot touches that sharp edge, it immediately recoils back. Regrettably, my 6'2" husband has not develop such talents.
I envy your cat-like reflexes!
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